What did Genghis Khan and Wilt Chamberlain have in common? Do German Shepherds bark in German? What the hell do they call Siamese twins in Siam, anyway?! Are cartoon animals with pets racist? The answers to these questions and more can be found on this week's episode of the Don't Panic Radio Show! Also this week, your hosts discuss Andy Wright's serial podcast, The Worlds of Mebar. Paul donates plasma, and Steve contemplates donating other bodily fluids. That's right, it's one of those episodes, folks. As usual, thanks for listening, and remember: nothing you heard was true.
Wednesday, August 23, 2017
This week, while you were being distracted by Korean War Two: Electric Boogaloo, your friends at the Don't Panic Radio show tackled the heavy issues: Home schooling, it's not just for Flat Earth Preppers anymore. Or is it? Is Star Wars racist? Paul reviews Atomic Blonde, and it's a thermonuclear dud! Steve reviews Boss Baby, and how it's okay for a butch lesbian to cry. Plus, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! And how did The Man get hold of the Internet?
Monday, August 7, 2017
What to do when you're stuck on a plane. Especially if it smells like feet, Doritos, and ass. Call 911 and tell them about the evils of high fructose corn syrup, the corporate takeover of America, and the secret of the Revolution (hint: take a page out of the anti-tobacco freedom fighters). Believe it or not, Paul and Steve cover these themes and Paul manages to go on an epic anti-processed food rant. Then they fill the second half with headlines - human embryo editing, why Stephen King is way over-rated, and why Charlize Theron is a better African American actress than Halle Berry. Steve includes the bonus headline that expresses shock that a 45 year-old woman has a hot body.
That's right, dear listeners, your humble hosts hate to break it to you, but everything your mom told you was a lie. Your politeness is killing people, from bicycle crossings to dating, Steve and Paul try to help clear a few things up. And if they can't, the 130,000 Year Old Mastodon will! Also in this episode, everything from how Steve is going to make a career for a psychiatrist one day, to a one-armed clown with a machete, as well as a Facebook Question of the Week, and Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! And, remember, nothing you hear is true!
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