Monday, August 7, 2017

DP E131--Just One of Those Episodes!




What to do when you're stuck on a plane. Especially if it smells like feet, Doritos, and ass. Call 911 and tell them about the evils of high fructose corn syrup, the corporate takeover of America, and the secret of the Revolution (hint: take a page out of the anti-tobacco freedom fighters). Believe it or not, Paul and Steve cover these themes and Paul manages to go on an epic anti-processed food rant. Then they fill the second half with headlines - human embryo editing, why Stephen King is way over-rated, and why Charlize Theron is a better African American actress than Halle Berry. Steve includes the bonus headline that expresses shock that a 45 year-old woman has a hot body.

DP E130--Why Your Mom Was Wrong!




That's right, dear listeners​​, your humble hosts hate to break it to you, but everything your mom told you was a lie.  Your politeness is killing people, from bicycle crossings to dating, Steve and Paul try to help clear a few things up.  And if they can't, the 130,000 Year Old Mastodon will!  Also in this episode, everything from how Steve is going to make a career for a psychiatrist one day, to a one-armed clown with a machete, as well as a Facebook Question of the Week, and Irresponsible Headline Interpretations!  And, remember, nothing you hear is true!

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Monday, July 17, 2017

DP E128--The Truth & Other Alternate Facts!


DP E128--The Truth & Other Alternate Facts!

The Don't Panic Radio Show doesn't care about your feelings, and artists don't care about your facts.  In this episode, Steve and Paul recount the day Steve accepted ZZ Top into his life.  After that, this episode goes straight into the toilet.  Literally.  Also in this week's episode, The Rapture, narcoleptic fork truck drivers, cigarettes, Kent State and the 80s, what aren't they teaching kids in school these days?  All this and the Facebook Question of the Week.  Remember, nothing you hear is true!
 
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Sunday, July 16, 2017

DP E127 (Redux)--Hoosier Daddies!


DP E127 (Redux)--Hoosier Daddies!

No, you didn't read that wrong.  This isn't a rerun.  Not a hoax.  We just miscounted a few weeks ago, and we're trying to put things right.  That said...

Brace yourself for the most hilarious take on fathering daughters you may ever hear as Steve makes his triumphant return from his brief hiatus.  Hiatus?!  He barely knew us!  Also in this week's show, Steve and Paul pay tribute and bid ado  to their spiritual step-brother podcast, the Do It Indy Radio Hour as only they can.  Afterwards, our hosts continue discussing dad stuff from where Paul and SFJ left off last week.  All this, plus Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, the 130,000 year old Mastodon , and an all new caller!  It's a regular zoo this time around.​

Tuesday, July 11, 2017

DP E129--Favorite Bad Movies!



This week, while Steve is on vacation, Paul and Superfan James talk dad stuff, dad noises The Arrival, and other bad movies they love.  The Facebook Question of the Week, not coincidentally: Favorite "bad" movie?  What follows is listeners chiming in with everything from Hudson Hawk to Xanadu.  Also in this episode Paul tries to explain Don't Panic to new listeners, and he and SFJ give Steve the credit he deserves for doing what he does week after week.  All this, and more, in this week's episode.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

DP E128--Podcast Host Killed by Fidget Spinner!


Just follow the link below to learn the ugly truth!


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It was just a matter of time.  This week, Steve and Paul discuss everything from Ju Ju Beans and Fidget Spinners, to NPR and Watchmen.  Along the way, your fearless hosts discuss words you can no longer say if you're any kind of decent human being, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mein Kampf, Steve's apparent inability to differentiate Gerard Butler from almost any other actor, and exploding cream dispensers.  Yep, it's one of those kind of shows.

As always, thanks for listening, liking, following, telling a friend, and just being an all-around righteous person.  And, remember, nothing you hear is true!
 
Time codes:
 
01:00--Ju Ju Beans and other words you can and cannot say anymore.
10:00--The Do It NPR Radio Hour!
13:00--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Don't Panic Radio Show.
15:00--The NPR morning show with David Sedaris & The Turd!
17:00--Steve Watches the Watchmen.
26:00--Poe & the Mysteriads!
27:00--Musical interlude.
33:00--The 130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls NPR.
39:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! 
48:00--Facebook Question of the Week!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

DP Episode 124--How to Win at Minecraft!



Superfan James rejoins Steve and Paul for an update of his experience on Autcraft, the version of Minecraft that has been set up for those with Autism and their families.  Also on this week's episode, the usual stuff: Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, whatever happened to Atari, and will Amazon's buying up of Whole Foods cause a rise in letters to Penthouse Forum?  And for that matter, whatever happened to Penthouse Forum?  As always, thanks for listening, and remember, nothing you heard was true!