Wednesday, December 6, 2017

DP E145--T&D Live!



"Between the carefree time of grade school, and the awkward years of high school, there was the age undreamed of, the age of the Lord of the Flies, the junior high years, its only respite for some, testosterone-fueled fantasy role-playing games. And onto this, Sally of Vallis, destined to wear the Leg Warmers of Valor into battle. It is I, her Game Master, who alone can tell thee of her saga. Let me tell you of the days of Tits & Dragons!"

Here it is, dear listeners, the second installment of Tits & Dragons, featuring Sally, Queen of the leg warmers!

Also in this episode, your hosts Steve Vinson and Paul Schultz, along with Steve's lovely bride Constance, have a post Thanksgiving stress disorder session. This episode was live on Facebook, and now, for your enjoyment, we present the abridged and perhaps more listenable version. Along the way, conversations with first time listener Scott Tolin, and long time listener, contributor, and friend of the show, A. William Wright, who, as far as we're concerned, much like a particular Kroger Steve frequents, might as well be The William Wright, ensue. Man, was that a run on sentence, or what?!

Also, if you'd like to listen to the episode on Youtube, where visual Easter eggs abound, click the link below!


Thursday, November 30, 2017

DP E144--The Best Green Bean Casserole Recipe!



DP E144--The Best Green Bean Casserole Recipe!

The pre- post- Thanksgiving episode.
- Turkey leftovers
- How to recover from the hoarder life
- How to spot a bad landlord
- What the Jehova's Witnesses can tell you that nobody else can (hint: why you can't understand the Mind of God)
- What's wrong with SuperFan James?
- Beyond Stranger Things Spoilers and the Weirdness of Creepy Old Men (and why Steve's Bride was right about Howard Stern)
- Shrooms at Burning  Man
- The First Annual Don't Panic Green Bean Casserole Cook-off
- A rare sighting of the North American MP Cavalier in his natural habitat
Also, you can listen on Youtube!

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

DP E143--Don't Panic About Stranger Things!


DP E143--Don't Panic About Stranger Things!

Well, that took longer than we thought it would. But we made up for the delay with a blockbuster episode...
From the Upside Down, to the Worlds of Mebar, this one has it all.  Steve and Paul spend the first half of this episode getting caught up with writer Andy Wright and his podcast, wherein we also learn Andy's favorite curse word.  The second half of this episode, your hosts react to Stranger Things, and, as a reaction, reminisce about junior high.​

Also, check us out on YouTube!
DP E143--Don't Panic About Stranger Things!

DP E142--How to Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors!


DP E142--How to Win at Rock-Paper-Scissors!

Following their Halloween Hangover, Paul and Steve are back with a little bit of everything:
- How to Win Rock Paper Scissors
- The Power of Stupid Ideas (daylight savings, Christmas too Early, Courtroom Sketches, Stenographers)
- Steve's new life-saving drug
- "I would have gotten away with this election if it weren't for you meddling Russians!"
- Of course, Sexual Harrassment
Finally - annoucing SWAG. Coming your way soon!
p.s. Warren Zevon. Lots of Warren Zevon.

Monday, October 23, 2017

DP E141--3rd Annual Halloween Special!



Get in the Holiday Spirit with this simple trick. Paul and Steve will take you on a frightening journey from 1970s vintage harrowing halloween, to modern monster sightings.  They've packed tons of terrifying original fiction and some true tales into this year's special. So, grab a cocktail, pop in your ear buds, and turn the lights down low. And if you like it, give us a review on iTunes and a share on Facebook.

Check out the link below if you want to listen to it on Youtube!

DP E141--3rd Annual Halloween Special!

If you'd like to catch up on the first two Halloween shows, just follow the links below!

2016 Halloween Special!

Listen to it on Youtube!

2016 Halloween Special!

2015 Halloween Special!

Sunday, October 15, 2017

DP E140-Tits & Dragons!



"Between the carefree time of grade school, and the awkward years of high school, there was the age undreamed of, the age of the Lord of the Flies, the junior high years, its only respite for some, testosterone-fueled fantasy role-playing games.  And onto this, Sally of Vallis, destined to wear the Leg Warmers of Valor into battle.  It is I, her Game Master, who alone can tell thee of her saga.  Let me tell you of the days of Tits & Dragons!"

Here it is, dear listeners, the episode you've been waiting for. As your hosts work feverishly to prepare this year's Halloween episode, which promises to be the best one yet, they took some time off to record the first installation of Tits & Dragons. Listen in as Paul takes Steve on an epic journey in the vein of the halcyon days of role-playing games like Dungeons & Dragons, where bikini chainmail, a pair of leg warmers and a mighty sword were all a hot warrior chick needed to swath a bloody path into legend...

Thursday, October 12, 2017

DP E139-Natural Super Computer!



Paul and Steve start this week innocently enough talking about their weekend shenanigans. Paul's hilarious mom. Steve's prolific uncle. Then something reminds them of the urgent call of nature and the wheels come off the bus. This episode's potty humor will have you doubled over in laughter like a man trying to make it to a bathroom stall in a busy mall. Be sure and acquaint yourself with the nearest working toilet before listening to this one. Keep in mind that the nearest bathroom may be behind you - or in a ditch by the side of the road. Paul and Steve sincerely apologize for this one and promise to be better in the future. Go ahead and share it anyway...