Sunday, June 25, 2017

DP E128--Podcast Host Killed by Fidget Spinner!


Just follow the link below to learn the ugly truth!


Or click the link below to listen on YouTube!


It was just a matter of time.  This week, Steve and Paul discuss everything from Ju Ju Beans and Fidget Spinners, to NPR and Watchmen.  Along the way, your fearless hosts discuss words you can no longer say if you're any kind of decent human being, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mein Kampf, Steve's apparent inability to differentiate Gerard Butler from almost any other actor, and exploding cream dispensers.  Yep, it's one of those kind of shows.

As always, thanks for listening, liking, following, telling a friend, and just being an all-around righteous person.  And, remember, nothing you hear is true!
 
Time codes:
 
01:00--Ju Ju Beans and other words you can and cannot say anymore.
10:00--The Do It NPR Radio Hour!
13:00--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Don't Panic Radio Show.
15:00--The NPR morning show with David Sedaris & The Turd!
17:00--Steve Watches the Watchmen.
26:00--Poe & the Mysteriads!
27:00--Musical interlude.
33:00--The 130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls NPR.
39:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! 
48:00--Facebook Question of the Week!

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

DP Episode 124--How to Win at Minecraft!



Superfan James rejoins Steve and Paul for an update of his experience on Autcraft, the version of Minecraft that has been set up for those with Autism and their families.  Also on this week's episode, the usual stuff: Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, whatever happened to Atari, and will Amazon's buying up of Whole Foods cause a rise in letters to Penthouse Forum?  And for that matter, whatever happened to Penthouse Forum?  As always, thanks for listening, and remember, nothing you heard was true!

Tuesday, June 13, 2017

DP E 123--Don't Panic About Wonder Woman!

DP E 123--Don't Panic About Wonder Woman!

This one's for the ladies.

This week, Steve and Paul spend the entire episode reviewing the Wonder Woman movie, and discuss the most powerful women in their lives.  Your intrepid hosts gave you fair warning, and ample time to see the movie, because spoilers abound in this episode.

No time codes this week, because there was really only one topic: Powerful women.

Tuesday, June 6, 2017

DP Episode 122--Brace Yourself, The Race Is On!



WARNING!  This episode is racially charged and may not be suitable to more sensitve listeners.  Wait, who are we kidding, our listeners aren't sensitive, or they wouldn't be our listeners.  But, trust your interpid hosts with this one, it'll all make sense in the end.  Once you've figured out how, let us know.  We're still a bit confused.

Also in this week's episode: What's weirder than saying "Happy Memorial Day?"  What's the difference between Memorial Day and Labor Day?  How do you stay sober at the Indy 500?  This episode asks the hard questions.  Plus, we have a Wonder Woman preview, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, and a new spin on the Facebook Question of the Week.

This episode of Don't Panic was brought to you by cigarettes!  Because nothing calms you down like a good cigarette.

Time codes:
01:00--Youtubers...
02:00--Being sober at the Indy 500
13:00--All rise for the National Anthem
19:00--Facebook Question of the Week
20:00--Wonder Woman preview
30:00--Musical Interlude
32:00--Evangelical neighbors
46:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations

Monday, May 29, 2017

DP Episode 121--Understanding Autism


Following the usual mischief of the first half of the show, the guys at Don't Panic have a moment of clarity this week, and tackle a serious topic: Autism.  How can Minecraft, that silly, online video game that every kid in the world wastes so much time on actually benefit those with Autism? Special guest Superfan James opens up to share a personal part of his life. And he shares his plan to grow the bond he has with his young son by sharing a game and a world that he loves.

If you want to better understand autism on a real-world, personal level, skip to the "Autism & Minecraft" segment @ 30:00

Time codes:

01:00--Kids with man buns.
08:00--Superfan James has no pants.
10:00--Facebook Question of the Day asked.
11:00--130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls in.
15:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations.
26:00--Musical interlude.
30:00--Autism & Minecraft.
57:00--Facebook Question of the Day answers.

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For more information on the Minecraft server SFJ mentions, go here:

If you are a bully or troll, go here:

ps Thank you, Superfan James. Your vulnerability and openness is sure to help increase understanding in a world that sure as hell needs it right now.

pps Get lost, 130,000 Year Old Mastodon. Steve's whisky is not your whisky. Plus it is not cool to smoke in somebody else's attic.

Tuesday, May 23, 2017

DP Episode 120--The Pre-Existing Condition of Human History


This week, Steve and Paul take on science!  Well, sort of.

Tune in as your hosts tackle the big issues, like science, religion, and what would happen if the Village People formed today.  Is IBS a pre-existing condition?  Did dinosaurs and humans coexist?  Tune in and find out!
Time codes:
02:00--Steve embraces his Middle Ages.
09:00--130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls in.
12:00--Steve experiences The Revolution.
19:00--Sixth grade history, then and now.
23:00--Facebook Question of the Week asked.
30:00--Musical interlude.
34:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations!
56:00--Facebook Question of the Week answered.

Just follow the link below for all the madness!

DP E120--Pre-Existing Conditions!

Tuesday, May 16, 2017

DP E119 -- The Long Pillow Con!


Better late than never is this week's episode of the Don't Panic Radio Show!  This week, learn how Steve's April Fool's Day prank came back to haunt him, and Paul does his best to not reveal spoilers for Guardians of the Galaxy 2.  Also on this episode, what happened to country music?!  The answer depends on your point of view.  As if that's not enough, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, and a phone call from the 130,000 Year Old Mastodon. 

Episode 119 -- The Long Pillow Con!

Time Codes:
 
01:00 -- Steve's April Fool's Day prank comes back to haunt him
12:00 -- Guardians of the Galaxy 2
20:00 -- Musical Interlude
23:00 -- What happened to country music?!
28:00 -- A call from the 130,000 Year Old Mastodon
36:00 -- Headlines!
41:00 -- Facebook Question of the Week!