DP E128--The Truth & Other Alternate Facts!

DP E128--The Truth & Other Alternate Facts!

The Don't Panic Radio Show doesn't care about your feelings, and artists don't care about your facts.  In this episode, Steve and Paul recount the day Steve accepted ZZ Top into his life.  After that, this episode goes straight into the toilet.  Literally.  Also in this week's episode, The Rapture, narcoleptic fork truck drivers, cigarettes, Kent State and the 80s, what aren't they teaching kids in school these days?  All this and the Facebook Question of the Week.  Remember, nothing you hear is true!

 

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DP E127 (Redux)--Hoosier Daddies!

DP E127 (Redux)--Hoosier Daddies!

No, you didn't read that wrong.  This isn't a rerun.  Not a hoax.  We just miscounted a few weeks ago, and we're trying to put things right.  That said...

Brace yourself for the most hilarious take on fathering daughters you may ever hear as Steve makes his triumphant return from his brief hiatus.  Hiatus?!  He barely knew us!  Also in this week's show, Steve and Paul pay tribute and bid ado  to their spiritual step-brother podcast, the Do It Indy Radio Hour as only they can.  Afterwards, our hosts continue discussing dad stuff from where Paul and SFJ left off last week.  All this, plus Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, the 130,000 year old Mastodon , and an all new caller!  It's a regular zoo this time around.​

DP E129--Favorite Bad Movies!

DP E 129--Favorite Bad Movies!

This week, while Steve is on vacation, Paul and Superfan James talk dad stuff, dad noises The Arrival, and other bad movies they love.  The Facebook Question of the Week, not coincidentally: Favorite "bad" movie?  What follows is listeners chiming in with everything from Hudson Hawk to Xanadu.  Also in this episode Paul tries to explain Don't Panic to new listeners, and he and SFJ give Steve the credit he deserves for doing what he does week after week.  All this, and more, in this week's episode.

DP E128--Podcast Host Killed by Fidget Spinner!

Just follow the link below to learn the ugly truth!

DP E128--What Fidget Spinners Don't Want You to Know!

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DP E128--What Fidget Spinners Don't Want You to Know!

It was just a matter of time.  This week, Steve and Paul discuss everything from Ju Ju Beans and Fidget Spinners, to NPR and Watchmen.  Along the way, your fearless hosts discuss words you can no longer say if you're any kind of decent human being, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Mein Kampf, Steve's apparent inability to differentiate Gerard Butler from almost any other actor, and exploding cream dispensers.  Yep, it's one of those kind of shows.

As always, thanks for listening, liking, following, telling a friend, and just being an all-around righteous person.  And, remember, nothing you hear is true!

 

Time codes:

 

01:00--Ju Ju Beans and other words you can and cannot say anymore.

10:00--The Do It NPR Radio Hour!

13:00--The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Don't Panic Radio Show.

15:00--The NPR morning show with David Sedaris & The Turd!

17:00--Steve Watches the Watchmen.

26:00--Poe & the Mysteriads!

27:00--Musical interlude.

33:00--The 130,000 Year Old Mastodon calls NPR.

39:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations! 

48:00--Facebook Question of the Week!

DP Episode 124--How to Win at Minecraft!

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Superfan James rejoins Steve and Paul for an update of his experience on Autcraft, the version of Minecraft that has been set up for those with Autism and their families.  Also on this week's episode, the usual stuff: Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, whatever happened to Atari, and will Amazon's buying up of Whole Foods cause a rise in letters to Penthouse Forum?  And for that matter, whatever happened to Penthouse Forum?  As always, thanks for listening, and remember, nothing you heard was true!

Also,   check out Episode 124 on Youtube!

DP E 123--Don't Panic About Wonder Woman!

DP E 123--Don't Panic About Wonder Woman!

This one's for the ladies.

This week, Steve and Paul spend the entire episode reviewing the Wonder Woman movie, and discuss the most powerful women in their lives.  Your intrepid hosts gave you fair warning, and ample time to see the movie, because spoilers abound in this episode.

No time codes this week, because there was really only one topic: Powerful women.

DP Episode 122--Brace Yourself, The Race Is On!

Episode 122--The Race Is On!

WARNING!  This episode is racially charged and may not be suitable to more sensitve listeners.  Wait, who are we kidding, our listeners aren't sensitive, or they wouldn't be our listeners.  But, trust your interpid hosts with this one, it'll all make sense in the end.  Once you've figured out how, let us know.  We're still a bit confused.

Also in this week's episode: What's weirder than saying "Happy Memorial Day?"  What's the difference between Memorial Day and Labor Day?  How do you stay sober at the Indy 500?  This episode asks the hard questions.  Plus, we have a Wonder Woman preview, Irresponsible Headline Interpretations, and a new spin on the Facebook Question of the Week.

This episode of Don't Panic was brought to you by cigarettes!  Because nothing calms you down like a good cigarette.

Time codes:

01:00--Youtubers...

02:00--Being sober at the Indy 500

13:00--All rise for the National Anthem

19:00--Facebook Question of the Week

20:00--Wonder Woman preview

30:00--Musical Interlude

32:00--Evangelical neighbors

46:00--Irresponsible Headline Interpretations